I miss Mia. Originally posted May 31, 2006.
[reposted because of this]

Langya ka, Mia. Mababasa ng buong friendster list mo ang blog mo. Pinahamak mo nanaman kami. Nananahimik lang kami dito ah.

Mia was my sultry college roomie. She also happens to be my lesbian lover in a parallel universe. Er, I stand corrected. Everybody's lover in this or any other reality pala. Yeah, sounds better. And mind you, she's the mother of all vortices. Kung may mas vortex pa kay Bon, si Mia na yun. Hail, Hot Momma Mia!

Si Mia, kausap ko buong hapon. But she wasn't really paying any attention to me, coz she was busy flirting with our beloved Jojo. (Actually, his name is Jowil. Jo-wil. Bisaya kaayo, no? To spare me from unnecessary anguish, let's just stick with Jojo.)

Mia and Jojo's love story began 8 years ago in a tiny dormitory in Katipunan. Jojo, one of my closest buds since freshman year, was a permanent visitor in our dorm. We would hang out in the gazebo - smoking, studying (kuno), laughing, disturbing the peace, etc. And Mia would peer over the balcony of 2G to ogle at the then-virginal Jojo.

"Yannie, type ko si Jojo. Gusto ko sya i-date," she told me one lazy afternoon.

So, we set them up. (In my excitement, I literally slid down our dorm room floor on my knees, ala Gary V. Bwahahahha!)

They went to Makati, had dinner, and God knows what else.

Nothing happened daw. "Masyado syang bata," Mia wailed. "Ayoko ng bata."

Fast forward to today. Jojo has long since outgrown his bangs, lost his abs through a decade-long relationship with beer, and has now probably surpassed Mia in terms of sexual conquests.

After 8 years, Mia is finally certain that she won't be corrupting an innocent.

But a few vital questions remain: Will she have the guts to finish what she started 8 years ago? Can Mia get over their 2-year age difference to get nasty with Jojo?

But more importantly: Will Jojo have the stamina to fulfill an 8-year-old fantasy? Does Jojo have the proper equipment to satisfy Mia's appetite? Is Jojo up to the challenge? (pressure, pressure)

If this afternoon's tryst was any indication, things are about to get hot between the two. (nangangagat or nangangatngat?)

And it looks like I would get to hear all about it. Ugh!

The last thing I need is a mental picture of Jojo in his white briefs going down on a naked vortex.


I just hope there won't be any shitting involved. Bwahahaha!

PS: Check out "Swirling Cebuanos" by Mia Agu.