TB's reaction to "10 Reasons Why I Love My Friends". Originally posted May 20, 2006:
[reposted because of this]

Note: Please read this first. As for the identity of this person, itago natin sya sa pangalang TB (B stands for boy, T stands for something else - hint: a 3 letter word that literally means crap). Those who know TB have a pretty good idea who MS and MP (P stands for Psycho) are.

TB: The "passionate sexual beings" is a bit out of line. The way you put it, it would seem that MS has no place in our circle of friends.

Me: I was referring to the inner circle.

TB: Ngek. Okay, I agree on the passionate sexual beings. Murag way lugar si MS.

Me: Actually, I didn't even remember that she's in our circle. No offense.

TB: Ok, the inner-inner. The inner core.

Me: Ok, fine, the inner core. That part of her you want to penetrate, right?

TB: Taya. Ok fine. She's not only in my circle but in every shape imaginable - the heart most especially. Arrgh! Yes, I want to commune with her soul. Whatever that means.

Me: Kaluod nimo! Grabe! I can see that you've moved on all right

TB: By the way, I have a lunch date with the very married MP later. I'm afraid we'll end up eating each other for lunch.

Me: hala ka! bantay ha, pwede raba mupatay ang bana. Do u know that a husband can't be convicted if he kills his wife's lover?

TB: Ok lang mamatay basta namatay nga naka jer2x. Worthy cause, right?

Me: God, you're pathetic!

TB: He has to prove that I'm her lover first.

Me: I can be a witness for the defense. hahahahahahah

TB: I've moved on Yan. MS is history. You know, it's good to make fun of our past (what's the term?) trivialities.

Me: Absurdities, rather.

TB: Yes, absurdities.