Posted by Bon, May 21, 2006:
[reposted because of this]

April 7. Third day of a youth conference. Launching of a library project in a public high school. A concert featuring the best bands in Cebu. :wink* A drunk call to my best friend.

The day after ... the most painful hang-over after only half a glass of Long Island iced tea. And a breakfast call from a psycho girl. One of those pathetic phone calls from an insecure (here I would like to quote my fabulous gay brother : insecure = ugly) girlfriend who will only be satisfied if she successfully ties a leash around her guy. She did successfully establish the fact however, that she should be the one with a leash ... or a cage, perhaps? Creatures with brains half the size as that of dogs can be harmful and should not be allowed to freely wander. Before I digress further, here goes the conversation . . .

V (yours truly) : Hello, goodmorning! You called? (I had three missed calls)

PG (Psycho GF) : Ah yes. I was just checking Jon's (may not be his name) phone. This is the wife.

V : Oh okay. What can I do for you?

PG : You work in (name withheld), right?

V : Ummm... yes I work but as to where, that's my business. Not yours.

PG : And your business is what?

V : (eyes wide trying to think whether or not the person on the other line is stupid) What do you mean?

PG : You said you have business. What is your business?

V : (head shaking in disbelief) You know what? I don't have time for this. Goodbye!

- TRANSLATION : Talking with an imbecile is not my idea of having breakfast. Besides I was paying for the call! -

Now sometimes people just want to flaunt their stupidity. Her follow-up text message screams: "Look I'm an idiot! I really am!" And so I share it with you with hopes of making money out of it ... Perhaps Bob Ong would like to include this in his collection (I am an avid fan and waiting for a second edtion of "Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ..."

"Oh really you have business? Your just a secretary. I can easily fired you out. I asked you nicely but you give me a shit answer. Remember, you recieved a salary which is partly came from me". April 8, 2006 9:47:27 am

Every now and then life offers something to talk about, laugh about and write about.

Consider this my answer. I don't get mad. I just get even. *smile*